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Re: how to fit the finicky goose
Well, James, when I was a kid in Oklahoma (which is getting to be a long
time ago), if the "shrine" was on the back porch and you could flush it,
it was called "indoor plumbing."
--Bobbie
On Fri, 8 May 1998, James E. Werchan wrote:
> >We don't go much for lawn ornaments in South Arkansas; we like
> >the more realistic lawn decorations, such as rusted out car
> >frames, but I could put a dress on our goat and send him out to
> >graze in the front yard.
> >
>
> We used to say in East Texas that anything made of white porcelain and
> sitting on the front porch was a shrine to St. Bubba, who was canonized for
> saving a six-pack of Lone Star beer from a burning Phillips 66 station.
>
> jw
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