how to fit the finicky goose

[jwerchan@lima.ohio-state.edu (James E. Werchan)]

>We don't go much for lawn ornaments in South Arkansas; we like 
>the more realistic lawn decorations, such as rusted out car 
>frames, but I could put a dress on our goat and send him out to 
>graze in the front yard.
>

We used to say in East Texas that anything made of white porcelain and
sitting on the front porch was a shrine to St. Bubba, who was canonized for
saving a six-pack of Lone Star beer from a burning Phillips 66 station.

jw
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