Fwd: Grammar Examples of the Day (fwd)

[Latisha LaRue <kfischer@keller.clarke.edu>]

Who says grammar and usage don't matter?
		Katie
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Date: Fri, 22 Nov 1996 10:18:23 -0500
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Subject: Fwd: Grammar Examples of the Day


thanks once more to Gary Tooze
       
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