Re: Stay promotion

[Byron Stay <stay@msmary.edu>]

Tishie,

	Actually, the Mount has three faculty ranks:  famished, satiated, 
and full professors.  You can tell the famished professors from their 
gaunt faces.  The satiated professors usually nap after lunch.  Full 
professors eat twice.
	Byron


Byron L. Stay
Associate Dean of the College
Mount St. Mary's College
Emmitsburg, MD  21727
301-447-5355
STAY@MSMARY.EDU

On Tue, 20 Feb 1996, Latisha LaRue wrote:

> 
> And pray tell, Byron, what were you before you became a "full 
> professor"?  A "half-professor"?  And in that case, what was the other 
> half of you?
> 			Tishie
> 
>